I wish i had yalls weed tolerance! I think i'm getting some blood in my thc stream. I consume flowers, oils and edibles enuff that they've pretty much stopped working. I can dip into a jar of distillate like winnie the pooh dips into jars of honey. And with this damn pandemic... makes taking a tolerance break extra difficult. so, careful Tom, you can be 2 gram Tom before 2 long...

Hey Bert you should be more inclusive to conservatives. They still can be your fan

Does anyone know what the history podcast is called?

Thank you for that last segment. More fail stories please!

AOC was not at the Capitol. She was at a office building a 1/4 mile away as a crow fly's. Much farther by foot. No one was at her building. Crazy that people stormed the Capitol but she is being hyperbolic.

What the fuck I was born in bryn mar hospital too

Heh this Bart guy is really funny

If you actually believe bert’s story at the end. You’re an idiot.

Bert is so fucking stupid funny ,omfg .

Tom I went and saw you a few years ago in Springfield Missouri and there was a “Karen” in the audience and she was disruptive throughout your whole set and I’m honestly sad you didn’t address it

Hey tommy dip shit you’re taking too many edibles too late. Take fast acting edibles that act within 20 minutes, this limits the tolerance rising.

I'm sure "gangbangers" were at the show Bert....

1:03:05 the joey diaz 1000mg edible guide

Bert Reminds me of Risitas on IRmys. Please search it up! Respectfully.

Does Bert not know Life According to Jimmy

I grew up an Alabama fan but Bo Jackson is a freak of nature, truly unreal talent

Nobody was gonna kill AOC and fyi her story was full of shit.

Derran brown did it where he got a studio audience to vote to kill someone using mob mentality

2 of the least “funny” “comics” out there. Seriously this is a fuckin disgrace

Bruce “I just discovered self-control” Kirchner

AOC wasn't even in the same building when that shit went down.

Sapp ran a 4.3

The show exists it was called boiling point

Hershel Walker fought a pro MMA fight when he was like 50 and he had a 6 pack.

You gotta watch the real bros of Simi Valley

"AOC could have gotten killed" ok but she wasnt even at the capitol she was in her office playing soldier lol ohh Bert

The worst thing about cancel culture? Seeing 2 grown men held by their balls forced to sing falsetto

Buck O'neil was one of the greatest guys to listen to, talking baseball.

That lump under the armpit comment was almost definitely nick dipaolo. Saw him use it at the Cellar once

MTVs boiling points is very similar to the tv idea Bert described.

“I gotta be the guy that brings you to your lowest place.” what lmao.

42:00 wonder how many times Tim slipped and said "shit more" while reading that commercial.

Tom keeps bert around for comic relief

I really do wanna see Bruce and Tom do crack. I can’t even begin to imagine Bart even more talkative!

Bert is slippin

AOC would not have been killed. lmfao, she wasnt even there, she had been evacuated already. shes already been called out on it,

5 people died that day? Have you guys done ANY independent research? 🐑 Honestly though, what did I expect? Hey, how's LA?

Bert is such typical judgmental liberal. "He huts so he must have bad political views..... Always attacking are fucking right to bear arms how we fuckingn became a independent country

Bert can be a little pussy when it comes to saying certain things.... Only gives power to ppl that wana cancell anyone for anything so they get s power trip and maybe their name gets mentioned once.........

Boiling point was on MTV

Bert I would like to help you with your road rage. As someone who suffers from a similar affliction and has figured out how to cope with it I feel as though I may have some insight for you. A few tiny changes could impact your daily travels for the rest of your life.

When Bert pauses and stares blankly before he talks you know it’s “uh-hundred” percent a made up story.

Alcohol really helps your body respond well to exercise haha

C'mon fellas, way to ostracize more of your fan base. "Sneaky conservative" he hints so his politics must be out there. Bart you keep doing this, "I never talk about politics"and then you underhandedly cut down conservatives. Maybe take a look at politics from more than Facebook and the other people in California. Most of your fan base isn't in blatant liberal states. Smh

I used to look forward to this podcast

🐦y is so beautifully full of $hit. It's actually amazing. I mean who else justifies taking multiple shots of whisky @ 6am as "celebrating my power!"

Don’t believe Bert was in the right about that driving incident, don’t usually believe anything he says tbh lol

" I have to be the guy to take you to your lowest place"...every guys dream, lol

Playing with the turd 🤣🤣🤣🤣

These two are the heaviest lightweights ive ever seen ... i eat 1000mg of thc no problem. And as far as Xanax goes well half a mg seems very low.. lol

Heard Louisville, got excited. Story continued, less excited.

I ran 6 miles is blane kristna's speak for walked from the toilet to the coich. No way he's running even 2 miles a day

The difference with the rage situation was you had the wherewithal to stfu and not get yourself caught up in some bs. People who don’t must reap what they sow.

STOP COMPARING XANAX AND EDIBLE BRUCE. Xanax fucks your body up

50mg would kill Brent, uh-oh

“The key is the smoke weed all the time” -Tommy Amen brother!

Turns out Bruce Kreischner does not only smell bad and makes love to dogs, he also can't let go of the racism.

It's like Burt only knows one word for when he likes something... obsessed. lol we'll have to come up with a new disorder for him...OOD. Obsessive Obsessed Disorder lol

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Aoc wasn't in the building. She fabricated her story. Tim Pool breaks it down really well

Bob interrupted ted’s story as soon as it was getting good 😢

Bert "I had a boyfriend" Kreischer.

I might be super late.. But wtf happened to the opening theme song with the bear? It was really good. Did the guy that mixed it pull some copyright shit and the bears had to nix it from their episodes?

The storming the capitol was a complete joke with staged photo ops. There were four deaths, none of them related to the protesters' "violence". An obvious psyop. Can't even believe the legitimacy of those supposed deaths. Dum dum Tom

AOC was not gonna get killed nor was she close to being killed. Jesus Christ

Hey Tom, can you replace Bert with Josh Potter. Bert is annoying as hell. Seems like he shovels down adderall and bitches about rolling on molly too much.

You don't want crack you want freebase

I wish it wasnt so obvious that they only listen to CNN

Okay like I ain't trying to flex. But I'm a Canadian bong smoker 😂😂 and like 100 milligrams is basically what I'll do every night. 100 mg Jessy every night no devil seen. Joey Diaz is the only comic I would be scared to do edibles with. It's just weird to hear people who aren't Canadian talk about their dosage, and I'm like whoa. We use cannabis alot up here if 100 ain't shit for me g

Almost like "at da time Tommy" they did not get the same as the other guys

hey, no. the people who caused violence in the capital were paid to do so. manufactured opposition. there were antifa members masquerading as Trumpers. in addition, trump said peacefully make your voices heard. he was aquited for incitement. because he didn't incite.

What's up with screech dieing?

So in episode 6 of the new Walker Texas Ranger TV show there's a character in the show that actually uses the term "nightmeer"

smh bert... and right before persian new year😤

Livestream was a blast!

How do you go from talking about Nikki Glazer to five minutes later saying you didn’t no any girl that loves anal. When every podcast she’s on, 3 podcasts eps between the two of you, she talks about her love of anal. And how she prefers it.

shity people stories should be a segment on this show I really enjoyed it.

LOL! Working out has nothing to do with a person not getting COVID. Another great Bertism

1:15:55 2 Bears 1 Cave historical moment! Tim told an interesting story without being cut off by Brent!

Dustin diamond got kinda screwed by saved by the bell. He carried that show but was only remembered as the jokey side character.

was the guy with the bachelorett party Andrew Santino ? i could see him saying that

If Bret smokes crack Tim wont get a word in

These two sound so stupid talking about aoc she wasnt even in the building. Her story was proven false. The fuckin r words are so dumb sometimes

Tom is quite good at plugging the product. That was my highlight of the podcast

He stole the nightmere bit from William Montgomery

Love how the SECOND Bret starts digging a hole for himself Tom hands him two more shovels and a miners helmet with a little light on it

GUYS I just heard another poor schmuck out here saying nightmeere AND it is in Episode 6 of Wanda Vision at 7 minutes 39 seconds SOMEONE PLEASE VERIFY this is driving me crazy now damn you Brent Bwahahaha

Fuck saved by the bell, screech was the only good thing about that show

The lowly refrigerator acromegaly order because prison plausibly pat mid a quizzical asparagus. woebegone, moaning spear

Watch "the people's mayor" it's the funniest shit I've ever seen tom do

Watching Bruce tip toe around potentially getting himself canceled in this podcast was like watching a drunk walrus ride a unicycle.

Michael Jordan....

1:26:40

Deion was track fast also. Don't forget about Hershal Walker.

We all know Bert and Tom can drink but. I have yet to hear about them drinking things out of their wheelhouse. Fancy wiskey, Fernet, Chartreuse, Absinthe...

Bert is a bad person. He thinks it is funny to see if he can drive home before his Xanax impairs him. I am glad he didn't kill anyone that day.

"Is tHeRe cOrOnA iN it??" -Bruce Kersher

Put a 50 rock in a blunt. That is better then just crack.

anyone watching wandavision, in episode 6 about early in the episode one of agents clearly says ' then this nightmere will end.' I had to watch it several times to make sure, but brent isnt the only wan. I thought crystals was crazy.

For someone who drinks that much Bert should 100% not start weed... Drinking an smoking never goes well an it's gonna put him off