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Bill Burr’s Advice for Breaking Off an Engagement

Bill Burr answers some questions from Tonight Show viewers and gives advice on things like moving in with a significant other and communicating with roommates.
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  1. Ayushi Ghosh

    Ayushi Ghosh

    پیش روز

    Indian here . My granny disciplined me when I was a child by emotionally manipulating me that in my horoscope it's written, I'll be the reason for death of my mum and I shall be fulfilling that prophesy if I keep acting like a spoilt brat. It worked like charm. Fucked up but it worked.😌

  2. Kap Mux TV

    Kap Mux TV

    پیش 2 روز

    This is gold more so if you know who Ryan is. :D I hate that channel!

  3. Ryan Sumawan

    Ryan Sumawan

    پیش 3 روز

    Mando would be proud. This is the way.

  4. W Y

    W Y

    پیش 4 روز

    Bill Burr is a fucking genius I said it and its true. He should be on more shows lmao, hope this be a regular segment!!!

  5. ChinaJoe BigGuy

    ChinaJoe BigGuy

    پیش 4 روز

    Exactly what I did to my roommate 20 yrs ago. He refused to wash his dishes so I put them in his bed. One weekend he made chili. The next weekend all the dishes were still on the sink. Guess what he snuggled up with when he went to bed that night? Was he mad? You bet. Did he stop? No. So when he bought a set of expensive wine glasses and left them in the sink, they got broken. He moved out after that because I told him I broke them and I flat out refused to pay. And yes, I could kick his ass.

  6. Rod Friesen

    Rod Friesen

    پیش 4 روز

    Great dad I bet

  7. xinyxan

    xinyxan

    پیش 4 روز

    Burr is smart

  8. FCS

    FCS

    پیش 5 روز

    it's the first time i've heard jimmy laugh for real

  9. Davi Clar

    Davi Clar

    پیش 6 روز

    Tell him you don't want to marry him, maybe he'll be glad and say he doesn't want to marry you.

  10. Chandra Lumintang

    Chandra Lumintang

    پیش 6 روز

    Still waiting on that self help book "The Threat of Violence". It might help my HR career. 🤣

  11. Mobile Mandy

    Mobile Mandy

    پیش 7 روز

    He likes your kat but doesn't like your cat🤷😂🤣

  12. jackieboy smyth

    jackieboy smyth

    پیش 7 روز

    Love bill

  13. Peter Jacobsen

    Peter Jacobsen

    پیش 7 روز

    This segment is perfect for Bill Burr, he's been doing advice segments on his PodCast for so long that his wit is perfectly molded for it.

  14. Aaron Rebello

    Aaron Rebello

    پیش 8 روز

    One of my secret bucket list items is hanging out with Bill Burr. The guy's a real OG!

  15. Michoacan #1

    Michoacan #1

    پیش 8 روز

    Fallon need to sip it annoying fake laugh.

  16. thabit al

    thabit al

    پیش 8 روز

    Jimmy looks fake

  17. EldanSai

    EldanSai

    پیش 10 روز

    I just realized Jimmy Fallon really reminds me of Ted Mosby

    • EldanSai

      EldanSai

      پیش 10 روز

      Also Bill Burr is amazing! really great advice for all these people

  18. veeslog

    veeslog

    پیش 10 روز

    Bill Burr is great. That is all.

  19. Tim Stadlmueller

    Tim Stadlmueller

    پیش 10 روز

    I don't usually like Jimmy Fallon. He always seems a little uptight and uncomfortable on his show, he's got a different vibe here, way more relaxed, less Hollywood. More of this guy please, obviously Bill is a legend.

  20. mike hill

    mike hill

    پیش 10 روز

    Don’t agree with that one bill. If I’m allergic to something that will kill me. Get rid of the dam cat smh. She doesn’t love him

  21. Anonymous Strangeness

    Anonymous Strangeness

    پیش 10 روز

    "Violence is the only thing that people like that understand. The threat of violence. This could be my new self-help book." 😂

  22. TheRedWineGal

    TheRedWineGal

    پیش 11 روز

    I would watch a weekly series of Bill Burr as a life coach just like this!!! Why hasn't this happened yet?!!!

    • TheRedWineGal

      TheRedWineGal

      پیش 9 روز

      @Andy Thank you for letting me know! I will have to check it out. 😘

    • Andy

      Andy

      پیش 9 روز

      You're in luck, Watch the Monday morning podcast. He does it twice a week and gives life advice at the end of every show. It's always hilarious!

  23. claudia de la osa

    claudia de la osa

    پیش 12 روز

    Hes so good!!! Everything he said about the kid that throws the vegetables on the floor and how to handle is on point... he freaking nailed it.

  24. Rafael Vasquez

    Rafael Vasquez

    پیش 12 روز

    Ole Billy B has the best advice especially when it comes to the LAYY-DEEES!🤣🤣🤣

  25. NolanEP

    NolanEP

    پیش 12 روز

    Those parents are exploiting that Ryan kid, but I guess it's okay to do that as long as there's money involved...

  26. Julie V

    Julie V

    پیش 12 روز

    LOL!!! :)

  27. Mikey B

    Mikey B

    پیش 14 روز

    Bill is cool. Keep it coming!

  28. Nichole Bright

    Nichole Bright

    پیش 15 روز

    I want to be Bills best friend he tells it like it is ppl don’t know how to do that anymore

  29. Candis

    Candis

    پیش 15 روز

    Bill Burr is my spirit animal. Just figuring out he's the voice in the audience in Daddy's Home 2.

  30. Nitin Chouhan

    Nitin Chouhan

    پیش 15 روز

    Jim somehow found a way to fake laugh here as well , my god how come this man has a tv show is beyond me ..

  31. Demetri Parker

    Demetri Parker

    پیش 16 روز

    Fallon is a piece of trash

  32. Mike Ropanis

    Mike Ropanis

    پیش 17 روز

    Does bill burr have cancer? He looks sick all the time

  33. My Ob

    My Ob

    پیش 18 روز

    He's the funniest man ever

  34. Craig Manhart

    Craig Manhart

    پیش 19 روز

    When my oldest son was 18 he would come home way late at night and he cook up a storm and he leave all his dishes in the sink, so after about two good ass ribbons he promised me that it wouldn’t happen again. Well it happened again so I went out and got the clothes hamper put all the dishes in the Hamper and went down the hall and put it on his bed. I clean the kitchen in about an hour later he walks in he looks at the kitchen he said oh dad you didn’t have to do the dishes I was going to come home and do them right now. I just nodded my head yes. Goes to his room comes walking back down the hall into the kitchen looks at me and goes good one dad it won’t happen again., And it never did LOL LOL

  35. dopebolo

    dopebolo

    پیش 19 روز

    I hope you got a nice cat. Gold

  36. Dustin Verzosa

    Dustin Verzosa

    پیش 21 روز

    Please more Life Coach with Bill Burr!

  37. Ahmed Sultani

    Ahmed Sultani

    پیش 21 روز

    Letters on this show: my bf is allergic to cats.. my roommate keeps leaving dirty dishes in the sink.. Letters on Bill's podcast: my wife cheated on me for the 8th time and she was married 3 times before me and I once caught her blowing the dog. Btw I'm 26 and she's 46 with 3 kids from 3 different dudes.. but I really love her please help.

  38. Charles Burnham

    Charles Burnham

    پیش 22 روز

    Snoring can be an issue with respiratory function.

  39. TACO BOY

    TACO BOY

    پیش 23 روز

    Please make an hour long special of just this segment.

  40. amanda H

    amanda H

    پیش 24 روز

    “You need to get this kid shredded” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  41. Navin Israni

    Navin Israni

    پیش 24 روز

    Why the fuck is Jimmy laughing? None of what Bill said is funny. It's genuinely solid life advice

  42. Thom Sandman

    Thom Sandman

    پیش 25 روز

    🎶 Honesty-ee 🎶

  43. Beverly Gregg

    Beverly Gregg

    پیش 25 روز

    OMS I simply love Bill, he is always spot on,😂🤣🤣

  44. Ivan Cruz

    Ivan Cruz

    پیش 26 روز

    There is a chapter in Jordan Peterson's 12 rules for life book that talks about how to deal with difficult children. Bill sumarized that whole chapter into 5 or 6 sentences.

  45. Kamran Latifov

    Kamran Latifov

    پیش 27 روز

    Why disnt u repeat this... Cmon

  46. Bethan Parfitt

    Bethan Parfitt

    پیش 27 روز

    lol

  47. John Texan

    John Texan

    پیش 28 روز

    And I can write proper English without looking like a fucking idiot on a public forum. If Bill Burr were reading this, he would laugh and agree.

  48. Dominic Foti

    Dominic Foti

    پیش 28 روز

    As a therapist, I can tell you that Bill's responses here are better than 99% of therapists out there, myself included.

    • Jonathan Gonzalez

      Jonathan Gonzalez

      پیش 26 روز

      That’s because a lot of people are scared to say the truth

  49. laila

    laila

    پیش 29 روز

    god i love this guy. we need more of bill burr telling it like it is!

  50. Jonathan hicks-pepin

    Jonathan hicks-pepin

    پیش 29 روز

    Time for some good ol Zip recruiter

  51. Manwelliem Dawson

    Manwelliem Dawson

    پیش 29 روز

    "Can I watch Ryan?" "No, he's sleepin." LMAO

  52. dave marr

    dave marr

    پیش ماه

    Jimmy Fallon sucks...he thinks he's so funny..

  53. Bryan Panic

    Bryan Panic

    پیش ماه

    Wtf burr. Fallon is a turd.

  54. siddhantpyasi

    siddhantpyasi

    پیش ماه

    Please make this a recurring segment

  55. Green Jeans

    Green Jeans

    پیش ماه

    I'm shocked u are allowed on fallen...wow! Jimmy, ya coming back and being yourself again? I miss your show but it makes me uncomfortable and sad bc you seem like you are worried to mis speak!!! Good luck and hope to see Fallen let go and take a breath again.

  56. Jeffrey Grier

    Jeffrey Grier

    پیش ماه

    Make this a regular thing, please

  57. Marvin M. Messier

    Marvin M. Messier

    پیش ماه

    Funniest bastard since Carlin

  58. Warren O'Brien

    Warren O'Brien

    پیش ماه

    Jimmy had a few drinks lol

  59. David Stewart

    David Stewart

    پیش ماه

    Bill looks kinda stoned in this one.

  60. E B

    E B

    پیش ماه

    Love bill burr! Can’t stand Jimmy.

  61. Georgie_the_cockatiel

    Georgie_the_cockatiel

    پیش ماه

    Bills talk show

  62. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden

    پیش ماه

    violence does work wonders!

  63. spengler botkin

    spengler botkin

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  64. iDroneFilmz

    iDroneFilmz

    پیش ماه

    Jimmy Fallon fake laughs a lot on his show when his guest try to be funny. And I know he's fake laughing. But this segment I feel like Bill genuinely made Jimmy laugh. It was great

  65. luckiluci1

    luckiluci1

    پیش ماه

    I adore Bill Burr! ❤️

  66. K Lu

    K Lu

    پیش ماه

    Wow this was tough love.

  67. Carsen Calano

    Carsen Calano

    پیش ماه

    The one about the cat is so true 🤣 if you really love someone an allergy isn’t going to stop you.

  68. James DeLalla

    James DeLalla

    پیش ماه

    Nearly ruined by JF's explaining what just happened.

    • Cameron Young

      Cameron Young

      پیش ماه

      He actually was interested and liked it.

    • Cameron Young

      Cameron Young

      پیش ماه

      That's actually the most normal I've seen Jimmy Fallon behave in a long time.

  69. HereIgoAgain

    HereIgoAgain

    پیش ماه

    Burr is genius!

  70. jadedjimmy

    jadedjimmy

    پیش ماه

    "You know what the problem is? They never teach you how to break up with somebody." WHY IS THIS THE TRUEST THING EVER. I've been in two long-term relationships that both lasted much longer than they should have, because I had NO idea how to actually end things for either. And I know for a fact that this is a huge problem for people literally everywhere. I'm not trying to play the victim here, I just find it strange that people never talk about the actual deed of initiating a break up.. only how to deal with being broken up with. And everyone always assumes that the person doing the break up will be fine in like a day or something, but that's almost never the case either. Okay rant over

  71. Gary Miller

    Gary Miller

    پیش ماه

    “ Your kid is going to grow into a Fat Person! You need to get him shredded or else other kids will make fun of him.” Hilarious!! Life is hard Bill Burr is harder. Life Coach with Bill Burr is a hit!!!

  72. Bill Burr Comedy

    Bill Burr Comedy

    پیش ماه

    Best advice on the planet!

  73. Charles Handren

    Charles Handren

    پیش ماه

    Dead serious...Dr. Bill is better then Dr. Phil!

  74. Lollie Dot Com

    Lollie Dot Com

    پیش ماه

    MORE BILL BURR on #TheTonightShow with #Jimmy Fallon.

  75. António Pereira

    António Pereira

    پیش ماه

    If you want quality in your show have Bill doing this segment every week. The views will skyrocket

  76. bandit

    bandit

    پیش ماه

    Jimjim is not ready for Bill

  77. SPD Adventurer

    SPD Adventurer

    پیش ماه

    God this was awesome😮😮When did Bill burr become so serious and accurate..i these suggestions were better than a person with a degree would have given

  78. Big L

    Big L

    پیش ماه

    no audience laughter

  79. 4NoRaisin

    4NoRaisin

    پیش ماه

    Wtf, why isnt this a series on youtube now? Bill is too damn expensive and he deserves it

  80. Sam McBride

    Sam McBride

    پیش ماه

    Buy your wife an Apple Watch with a snore app that wakes her. Don't tell her you installed the app. Just say it comes like that.

  81. Patrick Edgington

    Patrick Edgington

    پیش ماه

    Loved it; I thought this was going to be just comedy and it was frigging funny, but every answer given was absolutely the truth. Bill you are a through back to a better time. A time when common sense was common, and no one would have asked any of these questions. Hearing them was disappointing but the answers made up for that.

  82. Proud American Man

    Proud American Man

    پیش ماه

    Stop thinking women are so precious ... #truth

  83. Caleb White

    Caleb White

    پیش ماه

    Fallon's reaction at the end says it all. He has never listened to Ole Billy Red sack's podcast. Burr's advice ro fan mail is arguably the best thing he does. He's amazing at unsugar coated, just what you need to hear, advice.

  84. Prasun

    Prasun

    پیش ماه

    I feel like Bill brings out Jimmy's real laugh.. cause he actually listens to him

  85. Rich Meat

    Rich Meat

    پیش ماه

    I did that!!! Hahhahahahha and the post it

  86. Russell Doncouse

    Russell Doncouse

    پیش ماه

    I threw Brussel sprouts on the flow when I was 6 on the advise of my older sister. In the morning my Dad prepared breakfast and in front of my chair was a bowl of cold Brussel sprouts with dirt partials staring me in the face. I cried as I choked them down and never tried that again!

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    노언석

    پیش ماه

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  88. William Brooks

    William Brooks

    پیش ماه

    We've become a nation of WIMPS and I mean parents are absolutely IGNORANT!!!

  89. William Brooks

    William Brooks

    پیش ماه

    Absolutely SERIOUS here Bill Burr has SO MUCH WISDOM that ALL AMERICANS should listen to!!!

  90. Lampard Naz

    Lampard Naz

    پیش ماه

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  91. Margie Burns

    Margie Burns

    پیش ماه

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  92. Lydia mo' Afro

    Lydia mo' Afro

    پیش ماه

    “ Bang that guy but u don’t love him either “ -laughs I LOVE ITTTT 😂😂😂❤️

  93. arthur pascua

    arthur pascua

    پیش ماه

    That's why Bill is LEGENDARY Jimmy!!!

  94. Margie Burns

    Margie Burns

    پیش ماه

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  95. 1angry granny

    1angry granny

    پیش ماه

    The man is straight up honest and to the point! Women aren't precious! We make the same noises you do! Get used to it.

  96. Jamie Payne

    Jamie Payne

    پیش ماه

    Why are you not paying Bill to do this as a regular slot

  97. Cynthia Rhodes

    Cynthia Rhodes

    پیش ماه

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  98. Larry Wilson

    Larry Wilson

    پیش ماه

    I just absolutely LOVE Bill Burr, his no bullshit attitude and common sense approach is golden. He's got my vote 2028.

  99. Kathryn O'Neill

    Kathryn O'Neill

    پیش ماه

    He is right about the cat.

  100. Margie Burns

    Margie Burns

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