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Party Tray Pizza Hoax | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | S2 EP1

SEASON FUCKING TWO!!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I COOKED!!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!! JUST A DASH RETURNS WITH I THINK PARTY TRAY PIZZAS!!!!! LETS GO!!!!! THIS SEASON ALMOST DESTROYED US ALL!!!! MORE CHAOS LESS FOOD MORE MICHELLE MORE YELLING MORE MICHELLE ITS ALL ABOUT MICHELLE!!!!! SHE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!!!
Ingredients -
Pizza Dough
(makes 1 13 x18 inch pizza, or 2 9x13 inch pizza )
8g Dry active Yeast
1 3/4 cups warm water
1/3 cup olive oil, plus more for greasing bowl and pans
1 tbsp salt
4 cups all purpose flour
Tomato Sauce
1/4 cup olive oil
1 onion, finely diced
3 clove garlic, finely sliced
2 28 oz can whole tomato
8 basil leaves
1 tbsp dried oregano
2 tbsp sugar
Salt and pepper
For the Garden Vegetable Pizza (makes 1 9x13 inch pizza)
1/4 parmesan cheese, finely grated
1/4 cup olive oil, divided plus more for garnish
1 cup grated mozzarella cheese
1/2 cup cherry tomatoes
3 Squash flowers
3-4 kale leaves, torn
3-4 spigarello leaves, torn
2-3 green onion, cut into thirds
1/2 cup ricotta
4-5 fresh basil leaves
Salt and pepper
Zest of one lemon
*use whatever vegetables that are available to you
For the pepperoni pizza (makes 1 9 x13 inch pizza)
2 tbsp olive oil
1/2 cup parmesan cheese, divided
1 cups grated mozzarella
1 cup tomato sauce
2 cups pepperoni
Directions:
- In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the hook attachment, Dissolve yeast in warm water. Let stand until frothy, about 10 minutes
- Pour in olive oil, salt and gradually add the flour. Mix on low speed until combined scraping down the sides as needed.
- Increase speed to medium-high. Knead in a mixer until dough is smooth and pliable. The dough should be tacky, but If very wet sticky, add more flour 1 tablespoon at a time.
- Form dough into a smooth ball. Grease a bowl with olive oil and place dough in the bowl. Cover with plastic wrap and allow to rise until ball doubles in size, about 1 hour.
- Place dough in the refrigerator to ferment for 24 hours.
- Remove dough from refrigerator and place on a sheet pan greased with olive oil. Using your fingertips gently stretch dough over the surface of the pan. The dough does not need to reach rim to rim in this step. Cover with plastic and place in the refrigerator for another 24 hours.
- Meanwhile, to make the tomato sauce, heat olive oil in a pot over medium. Add in onion and garlic and cook until soft and fragrant, about 5 minutes
- Add in tomatoes, crushing each one in your hand before adding to the pot. Pour in the residual liquid from the can.
- Stir in basil, oregano, and sugar then season with salt and pepper
- Simmer sauce until it becomes thick and pasty, about 20 minutes. Set aside to cool.
- Remove dough from refrigerator 15 minutes before assembling..
- Gently stretch the dough on a baking sheet so it reaches rim to rim. If the dough is pulling back, let rest for 2-3 minutes then continue to stretch again.
- Preheat oven to 500F
- Cover with a dish towel and let the dough rest for 20 minutes
To make the Garden Vegetable Pizza:
- Sprinkle parmesan cheese over pizza dough then drizzle with half the olive oil.
- Sprinkle Mozzarella cheese over the parmesan.
- Arrange cherry tomatoes over dough, breaking them as you go, allowing their juices to fall on the pizza.
- Arrange remaining vegetables over dough. Then drizzle remaining olive oil and season with salt and pepper
- Bake until crust is golden, about 20 minutes
- Remove from oven and arrange dollops of ricotta over pizza
- Garnish with basil leaves, a drizzle of olive oil, and lemon zest
- Let rest 10 minutes before slicing and serving
To make Pepperoni Pizza:
- Drizzle olive oil over the dough and then sprinkle half the parmesan cheese
- Sprinkle with mozzarella over and then arrange dollops of sauce over mozzarella
- Sprinkle the remaining parmesan cheese over pizza and then top with pepperoni
- Bake in the preheated oven until crust is golden, about 20 minutes
- Let rest 10 minutes before slicing and serving
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  1. Katie Noble

    Katie Noble

    پیش 19 دقیقه

    I'm laughing so hard and long that there are tears. I lost it on the window drone. I did not come back for a little while. I am so happy that Just a Dash is back.

  2. Greg

    Greg

    پیش ساعت

    Siri is still around? Has it improved?

  3. Marco Olvera

    Marco Olvera

    پیش ساعت

    “Don’t pizza gate me” 🤣🤣🤣

  4. Nickodemus Guerra

    Nickodemus Guerra

    پیش 3 ساعت

    Love how the entire crew were aware and prepared to watch a man die on set.

  5. Tara Murray

    Tara Murray

    پیش 4 ساعت

    Can Brad leave ba and join Matty?

  6. J N

    J N

    پیش 6 ساعت

    Single greatest show on the internet and anywhere else too - maybe of all-time.

  7. Jayson Bassett

    Jayson Bassett

    پیش 6 ساعت

    I fucking love this show

  8. Sean Brennan

    Sean Brennan

    پیش 6 ساعت

    Matty pretends that his food tastes way better than it actually is so he looks like a better chef

  9. Max Pagan

    Max Pagan

    پیش 6 ساعت

    when this man started washing his armpits I had to pause & meditate before i could finish the video love u matty

  10. oAPXo

    oAPXo

    پیش 7 ساعت

    What was that in the oven that they placed the pizza on???

  11. Francesca Brunk

    Francesca Brunk

    پیش 7 ساعت

    If we don’t get a Matty Matheson pizza review by Dave I’m going to be offended

  12. ratinthecat2

    ratinthecat2

    پیش 8 ساعت

    The mustache looks great, I hope your brother Mario is doing well.

  13. Pat Durkin

    Pat Durkin

    پیش 8 ساعت

    Thank God for Just A Dash

  14. binkz

    binkz

    پیش 8 ساعت

    just whenn i thought it couldn't get any butter. season 2 comes out. great fucking job

  15. Justin Paquin

    Justin Paquin

    پیش 8 ساعت

    You have a weird mustache..... there... now come beat the shit out of me and then cook something great!

  16. Securit

    Securit

    پیش 9 ساعت

    I knew I wouldn't regret watching this. Love you man.

  17. William Black

    William Black

    پیش 9 ساعت

    everything you own is like 1.5 sizes to small.. im really worried about how tight that watch is..

    • William Black

      William Black

      پیش 8 ساعت

      Well.im very important..sooo lol

    • gioyu comi

      gioyu comi

      پیش 8 ساعت

      Anyone else just get a notification for this? Lol

  18. sp10sn

    sp10sn

    پیش 9 ساعت

    Over the line at the end, Matty. Coming to my house with that attitude get you fixed up 🤜🤛

  19. Stephanie Meunier

    Stephanie Meunier

    پیش 9 ساعت

    I love you Matty but adults don't have sex with children, they rape them. It's child abuse. PIZZA LOOKS GOOD THOUGH.

  20. Justin Time

    Justin Time

    پیش 10 ساعت

    how come ive never watched his channel but im subbed....

  21. ArcherOfTime

    ArcherOfTime

    پیش 10 ساعت

    Matty needs to cook with Jack Black :)

  22. Ultracity6060

    Ultracity6060

    پیش 10 ساعت

    And then, after you're done eating it... ...a little more olive oil.

  23. David Lapointe

    David Lapointe

    پیش 10 ساعت

    Hey Matty, I love your Misfits tattoo.

  24. Remi VIP

    Remi VIP

    پیش 10 ساعت

    Matty was made for overalls and no shirt. This is peak 2020 style.

  25. Jester Tryna

    Jester Tryna

    پیش 10 ساعت

    #pizzagate

  26. ash S

    ash S

    پیش 10 ساعت

    lol

  27. Bum Numba One

    Bum Numba One

    پیش 11 ساعت

    "Debunked"

  28. Bryan Tan

    Bryan Tan

    پیش 11 ساعت

    Love him and his food, but I’m not sure if I dare to eat it in this episode

  29. Judah Kay

    Judah Kay

    پیش 11 ساعت

    Let’s go!!

  30. Jose Guerrero

    Jose Guerrero

    پیش 12 ساعت

    michelle is bae.

  31. fuckyou

    fuckyou

    پیش 12 ساعت

    I am sorry, but pizzagate was most certainly not debunked.

  32. Atomic Peacenik

    Atomic Peacenik

    پیش 12 ساعت

    Anyone else just get a notification for this? Lol

  33. Jack

    Jack

    پیش 13 ساعت

    Would literally pay money for Matty to come to my house yell at my pizza skills and then beat me up

  34. Deville

    Deville

    پیش 13 ساعت

    *debunked

  35. Prince Goat Cheese

    Prince Goat Cheese

    پیش 13 ساعت

    I said this once and I'll say it again: MATTY IS THE JACK BLACK OF CUISINE!

  36. USMC TANKMAN

    USMC TANKMAN

    پیش 14 ساعت

    Muck your fustache bro

  37. bgrace94

    bgrace94

    پیش 14 ساعت

    The sound of the knife cutting into the pizza at 17:45 brought me to half mast.

  38. Lauren S

    Lauren S

    پیش 14 ساعت

    7:38 sums up this entire video.

  39. J Godwin

    J Godwin

    پیش 15 ساعت

    This is why we love Matty!!! Michelle got a life insurance policy on you, because she loves trying to kill you 🙃

  40. Nick

    Nick

    پیش 15 ساعت

    ill watch anything Matty does but something about Just A Dash is just the best

  41. Gothbeast11

    Gothbeast11

    پیش 15 ساعت

    YAAAASSS!!

  42. Jacob Blumenthal

    Jacob Blumenthal

    پیش 15 ساعت

    Love ya Matty!

  43. Matt

    Matt

    پیش 16 ساعت

    brad and matty back on youtube at the same time. brad and matty part 3?

  44. Doom84

    Doom84

    پیش 17 ساعت

    Oh God, please Matty don't become a Qanon freak. The pizzagate thing was bullshit.

  45. John Kennedy

    John Kennedy

    پیش 18 ساعت

    Need that Just A Dash hat!

  46. rylin

    rylin

    پیش 18 ساعت

    anyone else’s siri go off when he said yes please siri 😭

  47. Michael Galvan

    Michael Galvan

    پیش 19 ساعت

    15:40 Matty just starts taking a shower mid set.

  48. Marcus Havland

    Marcus Havland

    پیش 19 ساعت

    With the moustache, he's such a dapper, distinguished gentleman.

  49. twistymcslide2

    twistymcslide2

    پیش 20 ساعت

    always dissolve the salt in warm water to knock the crystals down , they kill the yeast when added in crystal form . if you dissolve the salt, you end up with a much crispier more bubbly crust. i always add an egg white also to the recipe with the wet stuff. add's a lot to the crust . besides NY water , those 2 things , are what gives NY pizza (crust ) its uniqueness.

  50. YES

    YES

    پیش 20 ساعت

    Lemon cest fucks up everything you put it on.. The pepperoni looks insaaane though!

  51. Mannix Neff

    Mannix Neff

    پیش 20 ساعت

    This is a troll fest

  52. Lukk0r

    Lukk0r

    پیش 21 ساعت

    Sometimes I wonder if Matty is actually a cook or just a very good impostor.

  53. Cdizzy

    Cdizzy

    پیش 21 ساعت

    i love how Matty is all moody untill he gets to eat something then his mood is lightened for the rest of the video.

  54. Nate Burns

    Nate Burns

    پیش 23 ساعت

    I wanted the Super Mario Sunshine music playing throughout this whole episode

  55. Nate Burns

    Nate Burns

    پیش 23 ساعت

    I think great merch would be the Just a dash logo in front, and just the word "Michele!!!" On the back. Id buy that

  56. max cornielje

    max cornielje

    پیش روز

    I hated that outro music thats nog mathy thats was so genetic

  57. Betty Doublekickchick

    Betty Doublekickchick

    پیش روز

    I luffyeeewwwwwwwwww💌🤘🍕🛸🩱🇦🇺💜🇨🇦

  58. Glenn Stenholm

    Glenn Stenholm

    پیش روز

    Oh wow there's a ingredient list and recipe in the description... was that there last season or new? Great to have the madness back peoples o/

  59. MF Ninja

    MF Ninja

    پیش روز

    How is this simultaneously the most chaotic and the best cooking show on IRmys?

  60. Kiet Nguyen

    Kiet Nguyen

    پیش روز

    Matty reminds me of Rufus from street fighter lmao

  61. Mad Liar Charlie

    Mad Liar Charlie

    پیش روز

    Matty looks like he’s been hitting the tanning bed

  62. TRZN

    TRZN

    پیش روز

    The Buffalonian in me was really excited to have him explain the significance of the cup & char pepperonis.....but then he choked.

  63. jono s

    jono s

    پیش روز

    some of the worst pizza ive ever seen

  64. Thabo Mamelodi

    Thabo Mamelodi

    پیش روز

    This was chaotic and I loved every second of it!

  65. Michal Antoš

    Michal Antoš

    پیش روز

    What a show. The season 2 couldn't have started any better! The production, the olive oil and a homeless man trying to cook pizza. Priceless...

  66. xXZachrawXx

    xXZachrawXx

    پیش روز

    Your mustache is amazing Matty please don't beat the shit out of me but if you do please bring Michelle she's a really nice person.

  67. World Order

    World Order

    پیش روز

    intro was a homage for joeysworldtour

  68. stidgemon

    stidgemon

    پیش روز

    Anyone who puts sugar in sauce is awful!

  69. Eki Haget

    Eki Haget

    پیش روز

    Drone outside?

  70. flower m

    flower m

    پیش روز

    Siri : Do you want me to keep reading? Matty : yes please Siri lmao I died

  71. Ashik M

    Ashik M

    پیش روز

    I came for the pizza, I stayed for the 'stache.

  72. Shaun Bon

    Shaun Bon

    پیش روز

    Matty looks like he is from the Canadian province of Louisiana.

  73. Shaun Bon

    Shaun Bon

    پیش روز

    Matty: IM SO EXCITED!!! Matty 2 minutes later: so... Make tomato sauce...? Uuuuuugh fuck

  74. VOODUU PRIEST

    VOODUU PRIEST

    پیش روز

    An obese Perez Hilton.

  75. Rick Hunter

    Rick Hunter

    پیش روز

    I love how Marty is so polite to Siri, “yes, please”

  76. yoda

    yoda

    پیش روز

    My 9 month old son bursts into tears when he hears your majestic tone Matty.

  77. selected_stone7

    selected_stone7

    پیش روز

    He gets fatter everytime i see him again

  78. Anna Emerson

    Anna Emerson

    پیش روز

    Mustache mustache MUSTACHE!! Now come to my house and cook and make laugh? ❤️

  79. jayme mok

    jayme mok

    پیش روز

    Matty is disgusting wouldnt wanna eat anything he made on the show lol

  80. Kaysen Lopes

    Kaysen Lopes

    پیش روز

    6:36 😂 this is exactly why I love Matty and JAD

  81. Paige Rosner

    Paige Rosner

    پیش روز

    There isn’t enough like button for this. Another hit parade. Can’t wait to make pizza!

  82. Dimitri Hughes

    Dimitri Hughes

    پیش روز

    This man must be protected at all costs.

  83. carni virus

    carni virus

    پیش روز

    Can you please allow your porchetta video to be viewed in the land downunder

  84. dolita windo

    dolita windo

    پیش روز

    "Hey Matty, how much olive oil do I need for this?" "Yes"

  85. Katie Johnson

    Katie Johnson

    پیش روز

    It’s like I’ve come back home...MISSED JUST A DASH SO MUCH.

  86. Kendall Ross

    Kendall Ross

    پیش روز

    Just a Stache. Pencil gate. Read about it.

  87. Ethan Geier

    Ethan Geier

    پیش روز

    Love you bud!

  88. Rick Nywening

    Rick Nywening

    پیش روز

    I’m so happy just a dash is back! I fucken needed this!

    • dolita windo

      dolita windo

      پیش روز

      Man I love this guy hes so much better than your standard beady eyed flappy head Canadian

  89. Naren

    Naren

    پیش روز

    *something stupid here about something stupid* and *comment about matty's mustache*

  90. loganbolducrox

    loganbolducrox

    پیش روز

    I watch everything you release, plus everything with your name on it on other channels. I looooove home style cookery but if this series ever dies, I will die with it

  91. Brittany

    Brittany

    پیش روز

    Who needs a mask for coronavirus when you can just use basil leaves

  92. Matthew Snyder

    Matthew Snyder

    پیش روز

    olive oil-specific offshoot should be called Just a Douse

  93. Andrew Young

    Andrew Young

    پیش روز

    Michelle sucks Matty you deserve better lol

  94. RTStx1

    RTStx1

    پیش روز

    If I could downvote this trash more than once I would wtf was this......

  95. Trisha Payne

    Trisha Payne

    پیش روز

    😂 I love this guy. Funny and a great set of teeth.

  96. Lovetoeat

    Lovetoeat

    پیش روز

    That yeasty dough make my stomach hurt just looking at it. Wish I could eat that kinda stuff buuuuut, cant

  97. Trunglefever

    Trunglefever

    پیش روز

    Michelle's over here looking at Tinder while Matty's choking to death and about to orphan his kids and widow his wife. Michelle single?

  98. david liles

    david liles

    پیش روز

    LAME......!

  99. Jon Menard

    Jon Menard

    پیش روز

    you might can cook... but looking crazy is an art... and I can cook too... i just unsubscribed... the world is a mess I dont want more

  100. ZX6R Racer

    ZX6R Racer

    پیش روز

    Matty’s a fucking comedian laugh every time and I learn to cook great fucking food. Keep it going never stop Matty.

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