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Don't Cry On Your Wedding Day. Matt Bergman - Full Special

Don't cry on your wedding day, because if your wife is like Matt Bergman's wife she will never let you forget it, even if you're just crying about a night terror. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Matt Bergman, Matt breaks down everything from crying at his wedding, to calling an old woman sugar bear and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  1. Ash dluciangurl

    Ash dluciangurl

    پیش روز

    I had a dog named Sugar B. It was brown like brown sugar.

  2. Alethia Bankhead

    Alethia Bankhead

    پیش 3 روز

    Lol!

  3. jamie Jamie

    jamie Jamie

    پیش 9 روز

    that was too short

  4. MEY H

    MEY H

    پیش 11 روز

    Hilarious 😂

  5. leticia vallejo

    leticia vallejo

    پیش 13 روز

    🤣Funny guy!

  6. Erin Plourde-Bragg

    Erin Plourde-Bragg

    پیش 14 روز

    Do all comedians end up in Utah?

    • mattbergmancomedy

      mattbergmancomedy

      پیش 13 روز

      Ha, if there’s a paycheck we’ll end up anywhere

  7. M Nix

    M Nix

    پیش 14 روز

    “We are so woke Gwendolyn” 😂😂😂

  8. Linda H

    Linda H

    پیش 15 روز

    So good!

  9. Adam Krueger

    Adam Krueger

    پیش 15 روز

    Wow that was a great story too bad the punchline sucked work on it

  10. Xander Weibel

    Xander Weibel

    پیش 15 روز

    We are so woke wendelynn, honestly I’m weak from this bit

  11. Jessica Graves-F

    Jessica Graves-F

    پیش 16 روز

    Greetings from Lame... Er... Jamestown, NY!

  12. Inna Elshair

    Inna Elshair

    پیش 17 روز

    Have we ran out of funny today?

  13. Dawn Lapka

    Dawn Lapka

    پیش 17 روز

    Age difference between people doesn't matter. What matters is that people don't laugh out loud if we get married, my fiance and I. We're both criers, lol. I think we should let the priest be the robot! 😂🤗🎵💫🌼⚕️🙏✌️😋🌹🌹🌹 That go back to sleep statement is why I am getting married a second time! I don't want to die alone and lonely and I don't want to die in a nursing home. I like the idea of dying of old age with my husband and six or seven or ten kids are there with me after a 30 year marriage! lol! 😂 The bathroom story is why I am thankful for gender neutral and family restrooms! I have been that lady washing my hands while a guy accidentally walked in in! This guy is funny!

  14. Sarah Doan

    Sarah Doan

    پیش 17 روز

    Yes losing pets is worse than losing most people. Completely. This was funny and light and enjoyable!

  15. Mohammed Qabazard

    Mohammed Qabazard

    پیش 17 روز

    😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  16. Joe f.

    Joe f.

    پیش 17 روز

    i seriously couldn't follow the material as i was mesmerized by the little island of hair. maybe i'll try again another day.

    • mattbergmancomedy

      mattbergmancomedy

      پیش 13 روز

      Fingers crossed you can fight through the mesmerization

  17. ChiTown Tex'n

    ChiTown Tex'n

    پیش 17 روز

    😂😂🤣 I like his style of comedy

  18. Hot Chip

    Hot Chip

    پیش 18 روز

    This is awesome!

  19. Roger Sledz

    Roger Sledz

    پیش 18 روز

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

  20. Roger Sledz

    Roger Sledz

    پیش 18 روز

    Masks PROTECT YOU and people around you!

  21. Cloudgod and Clickbate

    Cloudgod and Clickbate

    پیش 18 روز

    this guy is the definition of balding theres a certain point where you should be like yeah i would look better without the hair then i do with what little hair i have.

  22. Deanna Dreffs

    Deanna Dreffs

    پیش 18 روز

    The vacation story😂😂😂 Now we know why they installed GPS into vehicles, there were too many Dads were just rambling down the middle of roads, muttering under their breath about right turns😂

    • mattbergmancomedy

      mattbergmancomedy

      پیش 13 روز

      You would think the GPS would help but I’ve seen that go south for my parents too.

  23. Mercedes Galan

    Mercedes Galan

    پیش 18 روز

    🤪😂😂😂

  24. The Mama Lounge

    The Mama Lounge

    پیش 18 روز

    10:30 though 😂😂😂😆😆😆

  25. MarLa Hudgins

    MarLa Hudgins

    پیش 18 روز

    I love this guy

  26. Sheerkat7

    Sheerkat7

    پیش 19 روز

    I have a big female rottweiler named Sugarbear. Suge for short.

    • Sheerkat7

      Sheerkat7

      پیش 17 روز

      @Celeste Pagano Thank you. Her companion is Honeybear, also a female.

    • Celeste Pagano

      Celeste Pagano

      پیش 17 روز

      That's a GREAT name for a Rottie! 😍

  27. Cream Puff

    Cream Puff

    پیش 19 روز

    Loved the performance! Absolutely nothing dirty at all!

  28. Brytt Weech

    Brytt Weech

    پیش 19 روز

    Squirted coffee out my nostrils. Well done.

  29. borednow

    borednow

    پیش 19 روز

    repost :(

  30. Colleen S

    Colleen S

    پیش 19 روز

    Great laugh He is really funny and a great story teller

    • mattbergmancomedy

      mattbergmancomedy

      پیش 18 روز

      Thanks! That means a lot!

  31. Rose Bloomie

    Rose Bloomie

    پیش 19 روز

    He is so funny, I laughed many times which is difficult to make me do!

    • mattbergmancomedy

      mattbergmancomedy

      پیش 18 روز

      Phew!

  32. Kenan

    Kenan

    پیش 19 روز

    0:33 lol good enough ....just paused it, let me go get some walnuts, brb :)))

  33. Kowboy USA

    Kowboy USA

    پیش 19 روز

    Funny dude.

  34. Comstance Jemkins

    Comstance Jemkins

    پیش 19 روز

    He is Hilarious 😂🤣😅😆🤣😅

  35. CaribbeanQueen 72

    CaribbeanQueen 72

    پیش 19 روز

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes hallarious 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️

  36. Andrea True

    Andrea True

    پیش 19 روز

    I give him a 10!

  37. Lydia Brezinova

    Lydia Brezinova

    پیش 19 روز

    Super funny😃

  38. Alyxandra Arnold

    Alyxandra Arnold

    پیش 19 روز

    This guy is great. I really enjoyed this🌟🌟😁

  39. blood.of.cuchulainn

    blood.of.cuchulainn

    پیش 19 روز

    always skip the first 5 seconds of dry bar clips editor should be fired

  40. Justice JoyceTV

    Justice JoyceTV

    پیش 19 روز

    If he'd shave it all off he'd be fire 🔥. I don't understand why guys hang on when a bald head can rock hard.

    • Jessica Graves-F

      Jessica Graves-F

      پیش 15 روز

      @Justice JoyceTV he gets a pass, though. He didn't know how silly it looked and now I vaguely remember a poster on the wall near my math class. It was Stevie Wonder(this was in late 90's) and it said "I'd get behind the wheel of a car myself before I get in a car with a drunk driver". It was DEFINITELY receding, but not yet at the full, bozo the clown "U shape".

    • Justice JoyceTV

      Justice JoyceTV

      پیش 16 روز

      @Jessica Graves-F Stevie Wonder was doing that for a while and finally let it go.

    • Jessica Graves-F

      Jessica Graves-F

      پیش 16 روز

      You reminded me of this man I met when I was little, bald on top, but grew the U-shaped hair into a ponytail.

  41. Tom Archibald

    Tom Archibald

    پیش 19 روز

    ❤️😀👏

  42. Ms. B Karaoke B

    Ms. B Karaoke B

    پیش 19 روز

    😁 There were a few moments..lol😆

  43. Only half Crazy

    Only half Crazy

    پیش 19 روز

    Love how hes growing out the bangs....

    • Lioness

      Lioness

      پیش 14 روز

      Ssscorch

    • Gladys Njeri

      Gladys Njeri

      پیش 19 روز

      😂😂

  44. 1 Best Friend 2 u

    1 Best Friend 2 u

    پیش 19 روز

    36 and 29 isn't too bad. How about 50 and 74 (the trumps)

    • zbhaz1105

      zbhaz1105

      پیش 18 روز

      @D C I believe it's called a reverse mortgage

    • D C

      D C

      پیش 19 روز

      Lol does he live rent free in your head?

    • Mitch g

      Mitch g

      پیش 19 روز

      Age is just a number ....Love is what matters.

  45. Cj McMaster

    Cj McMaster

    پیش 19 روز

    Freaking hilarious

  46. Concerned Commenter

    Concerned Commenter

    پیش 19 روز

    Half of the people in Utah are mormon. Mormons are nice people. Too nice... I think they’re up to something, the Canadians too.

    • Zestran Faubert

      Zestran Faubert

      پیش 14 روز

      Canadian here, I can confirm we aren't up to anything. *Awkwardly whistles*

    • NishISAlott

      NishISAlott

      پیش 18 روز

      When I had gone to Toronto, they were SOO NICE!

  47. Samir Bachour

    Samir Bachour

    پیش 19 روز

    Telling the truth is sometimes so funny.

  48. Allan Clark

    Allan Clark

    پیش 19 روز

    Guilty. Never fails to remind everyone. 25 years married.

  49. Missy Bliss

    Missy Bliss

    پیش 19 روز

    Hilllllarious

  50. Monky Dollqueen

    Monky Dollqueen

    پیش 19 روز

    Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you. It takes someone really special to stay in your life and show how much they love you.

    • Walter White

      Walter White

      پیش 16 روز

      Amen sista

  51. Timothy Wallace

    Timothy Wallace

    پیش 19 روز

    Dogs are some of the best people you can know.

    • Timothy Wallace

      Timothy Wallace

      پیش 12 روز

      @Andayi Mushenye I know... why insult Dogs 🐕 that way. 🤪

    • Got Your6

      Got Your6

      پیش 12 روز

      @Andayi Mushenye It depends on the human.

    • Andayi Mushenye

      Andayi Mushenye

      پیش 12 روز

      Just nuts to compare a human being to an animal.

    • mattbergmancomedy

      mattbergmancomedy

      پیش 18 روز

      Yes!!

    • Joseph Dettloff III

      Joseph Dettloff III

      پیش 18 روز

      Yea but you gotta watch out for them horses them are terrible people

  52. ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137

    ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137

    پیش 19 روز

    Absolutely great lol

  53. Kevin McNeill

    Kevin McNeill

    پیش 19 روز

    Why are so many teachers now comedians

    • Kara Grant

      Kara Grant

      پیش 19 روز

      Lots of potential material. :)

  54. Gerald mastercub

    Gerald mastercub

    پیش 19 روز

    We both Cried on our Wedding Day during the Wedding! We were so Happy it was finally happening that we couldn't help ourselves! Everyone was so Happy for us they too started tearing! It was amazing and surreal all at the same time! So Beautifully wonderful with everything we didn't expect! Too much emotion to happen all at once! You loose everything in a House fire and 3 months later you are still going along with getting married?? Try Not to cry with all the support from family! You would cry too! It was never mentioned and none of the pictures had tears but Huge smiles of Happiness it actually happened after all the devistation! Cry if it makes you Happy beyond anything that happened in your life! Just let it out!

    • Tuga Dog

      Tuga Dog

      پیش 15 روز

      I was a crying marshmallow during our wedding....all from happiness. 33 year later, I am still madly in love with my Rebecca Lynn. Soul mates, three great children and six beautiful Grandchildren. That's what it really means to be rich in life. Money, in my opinion does not buy happiness. You need just enough money to keep a household, food, clothing, and trips with the the whole family....that is memories in motion that no one can take from you. Peace and God bless.

    • Gerald mastercub

      Gerald mastercub

      پیش 16 روز

      @Melissa Jones Guess I should have added that we had been together for 32 years already, it was time to make it legal after nearly losing one of us to Cancer treatments and surviving. So plan a Wedding right! Then just 2 months before the wedding we nearly lose each other in a House fire! Bad burns occurred and running out naked with melting roof material on backs and heads running to the garden hose to stop the burning material and then the hose melts just in time after been left soaking but naked at 4am! , Two pets lost, then living in a neighbors house who we didn't even know till the New house was built, no possessions left. Just each other. A small community go fund me by stranger's after News on TV local. We are alive, Happyish with starting over just before Covid! Yep I'm Happy with crying during your own Wedding! Made me feel we belonged together now pushing 64 yrs of age! Trial by fire made us One Entity! Hope No one has to go thru what we did! Tears were very appropriate don't you think?

    • Melissa Jones

      Melissa Jones

      پیش 16 روز

      Its actually hurting me to not make some smartass comment about this story you just posted. But my spirit guide is telling me not to, So here we are.... I’m hoping this useless comment satisfies the smartass section of my brain. Because if not.... “no Melissa stop it!” Umm ya, never mind I-......... cool story dude!........ok Bye 👋🏼

  55. Terri Drollinger

    Terri Drollinger

    پیش 19 روز

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  56. William Gallaher

    William Gallaher

    پیش 19 روز

    Thank you

  57. Zargon

    Zargon

    پیش 19 روز

    Gwendolyn that friend that can calm Karen down

  58. Deborah Adcock

    Deborah Adcock

    پیش 19 روز

    He is so funny!!👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻

  59. JwhateverJ

    JwhateverJ

    پیش 19 روز

    Dry bar at its driest. 🥱

  60. Mindy Lingard

    Mindy Lingard

    پیش 19 روز

    This guy is unbelievably unlucky

  61. Sara Uniya

    Sara Uniya

    پیش 19 روز

    He's super funny. He seems so genuinely sweet. Gonna tickle the palms of people's hands as a power move lol.

    • Jessica Graves-F

      Jessica Graves-F

      پیش 16 روز

      Be sure to keep eye contact and don't blink.

    • mattbergmancomedy

      mattbergmancomedy

      پیش 18 روز

      Touching anyone’s hand these days is a power move.

  62. Major Old Lady aka, Mom

    Major Old Lady aka, Mom

    پیش 19 روز

    POST AND RE-POST WERE WALKING ACROSS A BRIDGE. POST FELL OFF. WHO WAS LEFT? RE-POST, from a few weeks ago. Ugh! 👎🏼

  63. thebovineavenger

    thebovineavenger

    پیش 19 روز

    NO. HE WALKED IN TO A BATHROOM IN MINNESOTA. They probably just laughed when he left and talked about the drunk guy at the casino. WELCOME TO MINNESOTA.

    • mattbergmancomedy

      mattbergmancomedy

      پیش 18 روز

      I’m sure there’s security footage out there somewhere

  64. kie mc

    kie mc

    پیش 20 روز

    😂🤣😂🤣

  65. Carla Kool

    Carla Kool

    پیش 20 روز

    I loved Matt's well rounded personality. An empathetic, caring, extremely funny guy!! Lucky wife. Great job mom and dad!

  66. Johanna Echeverry Lopez

    Johanna Echeverry Lopez

    پیش 20 روز

    30% success rate! 🤣🤣🤣

  67. Davey Crockett

    Davey Crockett

    پیش 20 روز

    Funny guy! good flow

    • Major Old Lady aka, Mom

      Major Old Lady aka, Mom

      پیش 19 روز

      It's a RE-POST from a RE-POST a few weeks ago.

  68. Susan Mercurio

    Susan Mercurio

    پیش 20 روز

    36 isn't THAT much older than 29

    • Kristina Orozco

      Kristina Orozco

      پیش 19 روز

      @ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137 🤣🤣🤣 so true

    • ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137

      ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137

      پیش 19 روز

      @Sweet Insanity when I was 25 I was engaged to a 36 year old, that's when I learned age isn't directly related to maturity lol.

    • Sweet Insanity

      Sweet Insanity

      پیش 19 روز

      Yeah I know, that's only 7 yrs. I had a finance at 21 that was 7 yrs older than me and I had met him at 18. I was always very mature for my age growing up so I preferred slightly older guys. Ironically now I'm dating a guy 6 yrs younger than me (which I thought would NEVER happen, lol). At 38 now, the older guys aren't what they were when I was younger... Anywho...point is, 7 yrs is nothing. I thought he was gonna say she was like 15 yrs younger than him or something!

    • ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137

      ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137

      پیش 19 روز

      Im 28 and was dating a 22 year old and some people lost their minds lol.

    • Qillir

      Qillir

      پیش 19 روز

      Unless he met her when he was 20)

  69. Naga Olmec chaos

    Naga Olmec chaos

    پیش 20 روز

    😂😭😭

  70. Wyatt Fox

    Wyatt Fox

    پیش 20 روز

    I'm here to

    • live not on evil

      live not on evil

      پیش 19 روز

      @EweChewBrrr ... the comment section eagerly awaits the answer.

    • EweChewBrrr

      EweChewBrrr

      پیش 19 روز

      You're here to what?

  71. TatersMommy_Paula

    TatersMommy_Paula

    پیش 20 روز

    Lol